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Top 10...Items on Frank Gehry's 'To Do' List

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1. Print out rendering of new office block.
2. Take printout to Hall of Mirrors, photograph reflection.
3. Feed crazy distorted image back into aeronautical design program, hit the 'make this happen' button.
4. Print out new rendering, send to client with invoice.
5. Punch LA Times critic in face.
6. Fix 'seemingly random' meeting with Russian oligarch.
7. Identify appropriate ass in Hove.
8. Kick ass all the way to goddam Brighton.
9. Articulate 'chaotic' interior of own head.
10. Check new client hasn't been wired by the feds.

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