Read the wikipedia list of unusual deaths - from 456BC (when Greek playwright Aeschylus (pictured) was done in by an eagle that dropped a live tortoise on his head) to the 21st century (crocodile hunter Steve Irwin killed by a short-tail stingray while filming Ocean's Deadliest).
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