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Statistically speaking

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Richard Branson and his fellow balloon pilot are unexpectedly nearing land.

They call out to a man standing below them 'Where are we?' 'Your are 500ft up in the air in a balloon, ' comes the reply. 'Must be a QS, ' mutters Branson. 'Information 100 per cent accurate and absolutely useless.'

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