On the subject of containers, I notice an item in the Evening Standard's list of '100 things you need to know before you go to bed tonight'. Coming in at number 90 is the intelligence that 'beneath the monolith that is Tate Modern lie three giant tankers once used to store the oil that fired Bankside Power Station'. So far so good. Alas, the item then claims that the developer of Tate Modern, Bolton & Quinn, wants to turn the tankers into gallery space. Nick Serota must be turning in his grave. B&Q is the Tate's PR consultant!