Item one: fab Faye Cavender has the loveliest long legs in the land, screams the News of the World , whose readers voted her 47ins pins the best of three finalists. Cavender works as a PA in a firm of (unnamed) architects, some of whose staff measured her legs. Their brilliant nickname for her? 'Legs'. Item two: the '70s film Confessions of a Sex Maniac was sold as hard-core porn by a York video store, resulting in a trading standards conviction last week.
The film's plot? A young architect dreams of building an office block shaped like a breast. Don't ask.