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look who's talking

This week's competition features 'Lord Mallard', aka Dr Martin West of All Souls, Oxford, complete with a model of a mallard on a pole.This was paraded round the college last Sunday evening in a ceremony that takes place once each century.But what is he saying? Captions on a postcard please, by Monday morning, to AJ Astragal, 151 Rosebery Avenue, London EC1R 4GB.

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