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Katherine Shonfield

There is currently a conspiracy theory circulating that the Tourist Board is in cahoots with the government, and has sprinkled a bumper crop of bank holidays as far from any potential good weather as it can. The fiendishly Machiavellian reasoning is this: good weather means you do especially fun things - like lying down in the sun - that try as 'they' might a) don't involve tourist 'facilities' and b) do not entail parting with any cash.

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