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Emily is a nice person. She is a terrific looker, kind, courteous, an ace designer. She even gives the brush-off in a way which makes you feel you have somehow done your best for Britain. But she has this vile new habit. She has taken to bringing her puppy into the office. She keeps it in a basket under her monitor. And that means in a basket practically under my monitor, too.

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