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Astragal truly enjoyed visiting Scotland for Stirling 2005.

Overhearing veteran journalist Joan Bakewell, this year's celebrity judge, telling a listener why presenting the event wasn't very challenging was certainly revealing. 'It's easy, ' she said.

'Have you ever tried speaking to camera when you're standing in front of a stallion with an enormous erection and you don't know why the cameraman is laughing so much that the lens is jumping up and down? That's difficult!'

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