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Did you hear about the trio of architect, contractor and quantity surveyor who won the rollover Lotto on a joint ticket? Asked what they would do, the quantity surveyor said he would invest the money, retire, and live off the income. The contractor said he would buy his wife lots of jewellery, invest in a hotel and never work again. The architect said he would stay in practice 'until the money runs out'.

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