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Hello, dahli

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Vegetarian curry prices shot up this week following news that Isabel Allen, queen of argy-bhaji, had taken on mortgage commitments to coincide with her forthcoming nuptials. A secret investor in Islington's Poppadum Palace, Allen became famous in the area for ordering 'Chicken Tikka Masala - go easy on the chicken'; 'Meat bhuna please - just the bhuna', and 'Caviar Madras - oops, wait a moment, I'm not sure if I'm allowed to eat that!'

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