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Every one. . .

A tourist walks into a pet shop. While he looks round, another customer comes in and says to the shopkeeper: 'I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please.' The shopkeeper fetches a monkey, hands it over and says: 'That'll be £5,000.' The tourist asks why it is so expensive.

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