Writing from a beach bar on Menorca, your columnist Will Alsop appears to be somewhat tired and emotional.
First, he sagely informs us that dogs are fallible (AJ 30.5.02) - I wonder how he worked that one out - and gravely warns of the risk of political correctness stifling 'enterpreneurialism', which can only be the slurred-speech version of 'enterprise'.
He then accuses the press of conspiring to enforce something called 'market-led conformity' and cunningly employing Laura Ashley drapery to turn everybody into avaricious sneaks.
For God's sake, give the man some strong black coffee and a sun hat!
Mira Bar-Hillel, from her home office in London SW19