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Curse of the birthday cakes

The whip-round for the person leaving the office for pastures new is traditional, if illogical; you have to buy a present for the person who is deserting you (just as their waste treatment plant in Nuneaton needs snagging) because they have landed a new job, paying more, by saying that their current office does rubbish work.

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