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Boys in blue

Brian 'London stinks' Godfrey has been taking his would-be presidential message to the regions, but not without a hiccup or two. He was speeding north on the motorway in his beloved sports coupe, preparing to wow the Scots with his right-on plans to return powers to the regions. One hand on the wheel, the other on his mobile phone, Brian took a call from the AJ and pulled onto the hard shoulder. A couple of minutes later his world was turned upside down by the sight of the local constabulary, ..

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