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Top 10...London smells

1. Incontinental Europe.
2. Atomised milky coffee.
3. Conservative pheromones.
4. Tubed human meatloaf.
5. Kerosene with herbal essences.
6. Wafting, melancholy gastropub.
7. Guilty fag breath.
8. Concessionary chip fat.
9. Blocked fear.
10. Simmering line managers enthused with garlic.


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