Top 10...pencils

1. The Graphito by Banksy & Banksy.
2. Stubby Lines' Doodlebug Pro.
3. Suzuki left-handed mechanical in B Minor.
4. The Böring Seminar Bullet Point.
5. Zaha Stiletto Space Probe 3000.
6. Fair Trade natural unpainted cedar pencil with pretend carbon.
7. The 2B Hamlet Soliloquy.
8. The Blairwrite Memo with sneery, retractable point.
9. Tarantino HB 5mm with smooth-barelled fixed eraser and ass-cap popper.
10. Wooden stylus dipped in own blood.