Pics and bricks
Maybe this ranks as a solution to a problem you never knew you had, but the technology has emerged for the first time which allows you to render a digital image on to a brick wall. It's the work of VgL which does those amazing building-high (and articulated-lorry-long) images you see on a lot of building developments around town and on the motorways. Now you can do big images directly on to brick walls using a heat process. It's called Surface View. I haven't the faintest why you would want to, but there you are. Hey, use it instead of condemning crap bricklaying. Oh. is that a No?