A 4-4-2 CISTERN?
What would that glamorous doyen of the beautiful game Jose Mourinho say (or rather mumble enigmatically) if he knew his esteemed name was being used to promote a new range of loos? Yes indeed, the modern icon of brooding and grey overcoats appears on Portuguese bathroom 'suite' company Sanidusa's latest press release alongside architect and lavatory creator Jose Manuel Carvalho Araujo. The link? Both Joses are apparently the 'Special Ones' in their own leagues.
Beautiful. To quote the 'rst line of the aforementioned PR guff, 'Those Portuguese, eh?'