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martindansetteUSETHISONE

Rethinking London as a molecular clump of sad pretension

MONDAY. It is with heavy heart that I join the M6 at junction 33 and head the wrong way. I'm in London for the week. Mental checklist: have I got everything? Passport. ID card. Grand a day cash for sandwiches and social drinking.

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