While leafing through Grazia magazine recently (his favourite reading material, especially when accompanied with a brace of bellinis) Astragal alighted on a piece about his favourite double-headed A-list celebrity monster Brangelina (that’s Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to the uninitiated). It seems the Hollywood megastars are currently looking for somewhere to put down roots and bring up little Maddox, Zahara and Shiloh Nouvel. After considering the east coast of the US and London, it seems the Jolie-Pitt family have alighted on Berlin as their favoured destination. Why is this? Astragal wondered aloud. The relaxed lifestyle? The thriving nightlife? No – apparently it’s because Pitt, who counts Frank Gehry among his close mates, really likes the architecture. Astragal assumes the celebrity pair were priced out of Poundbury then.